I wish I could frown with the painted face of a clown and not grin my wide-tooth smiles,
I wish I could slink at the pace of a snail and not run the speed of typhoons to get things done,
I wish I could soar on the top of a plane and not walk the barren roads of dirt,
I wish I could kiss the lips of many handsome men and not lie with the single one,
I wish I could piss in the smelly streets and not sit with flowers painted upon the crapper,
I wish I could swim across the ocean in shark's blood and not fear the coming death.
Hell ya, life's ironic. ^_^